Tuesday, July 21, 2009

It Burns, It Burns!

Why does a sunburn make you cold? That seems counter-intuitive. And, yes, I realise it's because vast quantities of heat are escaping your now-crisp body so, in comparison, the air of even a hot summer's eve feels like the dead of winter but, come on, it's freakin' July and I'm running a space heater.

The only time a sunburn doesn't feel cold is in the shower. Or in the sun. I find this highly convenient, as I enjoy both being stinky and being a recluse. No, really, I do.

Why, yes, I do have a sunburn. How'd you guess?

And why do I have a sunburn, you ask? Because I have a wedding to go to in a couple weeks and figured nothing compliments eveningwear better then tanlines. *classy*

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2 comments:

Melodie said...

I always knew you were hot stuff! lol Uh, is that pictre supposed to be you? Cause I think your boobs are bigger and further apart than that!

Gilsner said...

Melodie... if my boobs are further apart than that it's only because you made me change bras. And you forgot to mention that mine are perkier then that. An oversight on your part, I'm sure.